This new laptop is humbling

It took me 40 minutes to find the "on" button the first day I got it, and last night well over an hour to find the button, which isn't really a button, that locks the touchpad.

The on button is on the right in this photo, in the spine.

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These buttons, which I am constantly dusting off, I did not know were buttons. I thought they were indicators, and nothing more, since they're flush with the rest of the surface and backlit. I kept dusting off the buttons and inadvertently toggling off things, like the touchpad, the internet, the speakers, etc .

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I feel so lame.
But not so lame I don't love love this laptop.

I'm sitting by my fireplace, watching "The Wiz" which is blowing my mind. Why I don't remember more of it is weird. The second scene looks like the inside of a giant pinball machine.

Today was frustrating at work, we had two, yes two, fire drills. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.